Cha0s Gaming - Resort Lobby

EasyThreads added AsaniDraws to the group. 10/21/2024 00:16

*approaches Judy* So..... got a question for you...And no, it's not when did you want to hook up. Sorry to dissapoint...

I didn't want to anyway, asshole. You're not even worth my time. Now what?

*takes a step back, clutching his chest* I'm hurt?.... And here I thought we were having a moment...... At any rate... Do you have a copy of the rules and bylaws of this place you can print out for me... The... fine print as it were?

And why would I do that?

Because despite your oh so convincing tough shell. You're all warm and gooey inside and you like me....That or you're hoping to get rid of me. Either or babe.

No. I think you and your girlfriend are annoying and should leave. But fine. You want the rules? Here. *hands him a printed and stabled document*

Oh, if I left you know you'd miss me... *blows her a kiss and starts reading it over*

I would not. I'd kill you if I could

Don't threaten me with a good time. I've already died once....

Just read the damn papers and go

Love you too... *still looking them over*

*Just snickering*

Fuck this. I'm leaving. *texts Andrew to take over and teleports out*

*jumps behind the counter before he gets there and starts going through the computer*

Careful..

It's password locked.

*pulls out a gadget, holds it to the hard-drive, and it unlocks* Nice try... now let's see here...... *looking through the directory* Residents... ahh. here we go....

00:33

*starts decrypting the files* `🎲12`

Rolled: 1d20+6

[6]+6 ➜ 12

00:35

*adds their names to the directory* There we are.... *opens the same file she printed, but uses a search to get through it faster* AHA!!!!!! Babe... come check this out....

*Coming over to him and looking over his shoulder*

00:36

what did my genius husband do now?

Look... it says right here.. Appendage B section 12: If a wedding were to occur on resort grounds, the couple shall be given residency should they wish it. Appendage C section 27: If a child is conceived at the resort. That child by right is a resident here. And as such, their parents will be granted the same privileges. We got em babe.... By his own rules... we live here.. We were not only married here, but the union was blessed by no less than 3 residents here... And... our little romp which resulted in a child just sealed it... They can't kick us out. Well, he can, but nobody else can... We live here babe....

*Her face lit up and she Hugged him tight and started smothering him with kisses* That's amazing!!!

*goes to the section on the hardcopy he has, grabs a highlighter, and highlights it, then relocks the computer and heads back to the dining area* Come on....

*Nods and follows*